No no, faggots, the labels given to different regions of the world as defined by cardinal positions in relation to where he lives.
Soooo, when a 2D representation of a spherical object is displayed, things don't seem to match up. All this shit gets fucked up.
What Debbie Downers, sheesh.
Can you imagine getting stuck in traffic behind that thing?
Oh! Maybe traffic would be an incentive for someone to run faster. Like, the humiliation of all of the drivers behind you honking their horns in anger would make you exert yourself more.